Imagination: A good fic for a change

Today's fic is Imagination by Woodswolf. It can be found here:  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8194114/1/Imagination

Summary: 

It's a story about a girl with a very active imagination. She goes on daily adventures. Something tragic happens on The story one of them.

My Review:

I know I know. A Dora fic.This story is wonderfully well written though.  It hits on some things that do happen in the show which is very nice. The emotion is also powerful. This story literally had me crying at the end. I'm not going to spoil anything though. You'll just to read it to see. This one gets an A for pure genius.

Update: Posting changes

I will be reviewing some good fanfiction as well as the bad. I will also varying my ratings so there will be less Fs. I will review my first good one tomorrow.

Spongebobphobia: Crossover madness

Today's first horror is Spongebobphobia by LaLaDeeDeeDaDa. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5877331/1/Spongebobphobia

Summary:

Edward Cullen is afraid of Spongebob.

My review:

The capitalization  is just all over the place. Why does this one shot need four points of view? The overall plot was boring. We just have Edward screaming like a little girl over a cartoon. At least it was short. It gets an F. It's boring and uninteresting.

New Class: Murdering canon

Today's horror is New Class by Jeallybean1990. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8291192/1/New_Class.

Summary:

Draco and Hermione are put into some arranged marriage deal and are to have a child together.

My review:


 What is this? Is it a troll? Okay let's get started it. Be consistent with your capitalization. It just look very sloppy when you capitalize some names and not others. Also be sure to spell the characters' names right. It's Cormac McClaggen. Not Cormac Mc.


There is no 8th freaking  year at Hogwarts. Never has been and never will be. Pick up a Harry Potter book and actually read it.  That just makes you look like you haven't read a book or done any research. 


As far as the plot of the story I don't get it. Draco and Hermione hated each other throughout the books. He threw racist insults at her all the time.  In the books the students dated who the wanted. Not do this whole arranged marriage thing author. Did that many witches and wizards die that they had to resort to forcing people into rushed marriages.


And author witches and wizards don't use magic to have babies. They have sex like Muggles.. I also don't believe that it  just takes  a little bit of blood from both parents and 5 seconds later there's a baby. It takes a normal human female 9 months to have a baby.  I'm just going to say what most readers might be thinking. Are you that stupid author?

This gets an F for raping canon and being illogical. I know need to go find a way to save eyes before they start to bleed from this abomination.

long lost hope: The author's shift key broke.

Today's story is long lost hope by maleficent badillio. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3125558/1/long_lost_hope.

Summary

Amy has never really fit it. She finds out her father is Hagrid. That's all I can make out from this story.

My review
I'm just going to cut to chase. The author avoided the shift key like Rabies. She only capitalized grounds keeper. Which didn't need to be  capitalized.  She also puts author's notes throughout the story that really don't need to be there.  She also has  things in the story that don't really make sense. Like how a 16 year old gets 6,000,000 dollars from working at a coffee shop for three years. Does she also strip at this coffee shop? I'm pretty sure that's illegal. New's flash authors Hogwarts students start at 11 in their first year. Not 16. And don't give us costume porn. If the outfit is not important to the story then we don't need to read about it. I'd go more into this story but the author was just all over the place and the story made my head hurt.  This story gets an F for being nonsensical, having horrible grammar and spelling. Not to mention a Mary Sue. This author also made me borderline violent and wanting to claw at her eyes.

Da chrioncles of Hugwarts: Or I didn't pass English.

Today's abomination is  Da chrioncles of Hugwarts byxXxkeepaofKEYYZxXx. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8004765/1/Da_chrioncles_of_Hugwarts

Summary:

Hagrid and his "Mary Sue" girlfriend are at Hogwarts. Another boy tries to steal her from Hagrid.

My Review:

The spelling and grammar are atrocious and they don't  get better. They take away from the story. But I digress. On to the actual story.

We are introduced to our original character Saphirella Lovley Dovell Geniune Magickal Neon Marie .The extremely long name  is the first clue that she is a Mary Sue.  She also has a power that she doesn't know about but Hagrid does. Yet another clue that she is a Mary Sue.  My question is when does this take place? Hagrid doesn't move into his hut until he is kicked out in his third year. And the explanation of Saphirella staying in the hut really doesn't make sense. If she is 11 then she doen't need to be in the hut alone with a member of the opposite sex. I don't think Hogwarts Admins will be okay with that. So Saph gets into a fight with some 'slooty" girl and turns into this werewolf thingy.  The other girl runs away or something. I can't really tell. The Saph goes to school. 

In the second chapter we see Saph's sister Floor. I think it's supposed to be Fleur Delacour . Which brings up some more questions. Like why is Hagrid banging a 11 year old girl? Cause Hagrid should be in his 40s or 50s at this point. Does Dumbledore support pedophilia? What's Fleur doing at Hogwarts? Didn't she go to school at Beauxbatons in France? Why is she dating George? Didn't she marry Bill?

We also meet Saph's friend Jenny who is dating Ron. Wait...Ron is dating his sister Ginny? That Ginny? Ewww. Incest.  Wow this author is  really confused with her timeline and pairings isn't she? 

So Saph gets sorted and put into Gryffindor. She gets told she is brave and pretty and as smarts a "snark".  We also get to meet Albert Doombladora.  This author can't spell names worth a shit. Dumbledore calls the Sorting Hat a stanist for making Saph cry. 

Chapter two is more confusing then the first. Chapter three is a sex scene between Saph and Hagrid. I'm not going to go into detail on that one. The story  kinda ends there. The author hasn't decided to update to since. All in all this story gets an F.  The spelling was horrible, the story was all over the place, and Hagrid turns into a pedophile. 

Spongy Love

Today's atrocity is Spongy Love by Kataang nr.1 fan. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7479530/1/Spongy_love

Summary:

Spongebob loves Sandy. At least I think that's what this story is about.

Review:

The grammar and spelling are all over the place. Quotation marks are your friend. Which I don't see any in this story. Capitalization is plus as well. It is very sporadic in this story.

This story is all over the place story wise as well. We go from Spongebob's house to the Krusty Krab to Mrs. Puff's Boating School. We finally end up at Sandy's at the end of the story. Instead of focusing on Sandy and Spongebob  relationship the just jump all over the place with no real good transitions.

This story gets in F for horrible spelling and grammar.  It was also very sporadic and made no real sense.