A Swelling is Not Too Hard to Master: Ewwwww

Today's fic is a disturbing one call A Swelling is Not Too Hard to Master by Kill The Mother Cock Roach. It can be found here. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7887006/1/A_Swelling_is_Not_Too_Hard_to_Master

Summary: It's a slash fic between Harry and Dobby. Any other questions?

My Review:

Ew ew ew ew. I'm sure even in the Wizarding world this pairing would be considered disgusting. I'm really Dobby and Harry is just wrong. And let's not forget that Harry freed Dobby in the second book. I'd also like to point out that Mistah is spelled diffrently twice. That and Dobby never called Harry Potter Master to my knowledge. It was usually Harry Potter Sir or Mr. Potter. Why is Dobby talking like a black slave? That's what he sounds like in this fic.

My grade is a big fat F.

Does this help? No it doesn't

Today's victim is Does this help? by Hydrochloric Cutie. Which can be found here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4392096/1/Does_this_Help.

Overview:Harry needs a little help making a decision for the final chaser for Gryffindor's Quidditch team.

My review: It's a Demelza Robbins and Harry Potter pair. So you just know it's a gem. This apparently takes place during book 6 when Harry is captain of the team. They just had tryouts. In order to convince Harry that she needs to be on the team Demelza seduces him. Yeah that's totally realistic. In order for a woman to get what she wants she just needs to sleep with whoever is in charge. This pisses me off. Sex is not supposed to work that way ladies. It just makes you look like a slut.  This one gets an F for being unrealistic and a waste of space.

When in doubt: A cartoon/Talk show crossover.

First victim in my journey of bad fanfiction. When in doubt, bring him to Maury! By Purple-Rain-20. Which can be found here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8240373/1/When_in_doubt_bring_him_to_Maury.

Overview:
Korra, Bolin, and Mako  are in a love triangle. Korra had a son and surprise surprise, she doesn't know who the daddy is. So what does she do? She goes on the Maury show of course with both the men she slept with.

My Review:

Where to start? I know how back the fact that LoK is set in another universe then us. And that the author makes Korra look a bit like a whore.  Having her sleep with both brothers around the same time doesn't seem right to me.  Yes Korra has shown intrest in both brothers but Mako is with Asami  which I have to point out the author tries to pair with Bolin.  It's an okay story it just doesn't work with Korra's crew.

My grade a C+

The horror begins

Lest start this off right. I'm Raszune. I love fanfiction. Except when its done badly. Then my eyes start to bleed. I will be starting a horrible journey in the world of horrible fanfiction. If you have any fanfiction that you would love to see slammed here e-mail it to me at Raszune@gmail.com.