Requiem For a Superhero: A Tribute to a great actor.

Today's fan fic is Requiem For a Superhero by TwoCentsForFree. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8335210/1/Requiem_For_a_Superhero

Summary:

Bikini Bottom mourns a beloved superhero.

My Review:

I never thought I'd see the day where I would see a decent Spongebob fic. This is a wonderfully well written story that takes place after the death of Mermaid Man.  For those of you that don't know the actor that did the voice of Mermaid Man recently passed away. His name Ernest Borgnine.

I think the most touching part of the story was when  Barnacle Boy told Spongebob he can come by the Mermalair any time. That part almost had me in tears. The best  story writers can evoke those  type of  emotions in readers. This is the best fanfic I've read so far. This gets an A for beings well  written and being a great tribute to a great actor.

Twilight and Winnie the Pooh Similarities

I don't have a fic right now. I have a list. Though why it's on FF.net I'm not sure. It's Twilight and Winnie the Pooh Similarities by FancyMe. It can be found here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7652618/1/Twilight_and_Winnie_the_Pooh_similarities

Summary:

It's a list based on Winnie the Pooh and Twilight.

Review:
Okay why is this on FF.net? Doesn't anyone read the Guidelines?  Yes FF.net has submission guidelines. Those can be found here. http://www.fanfiction.net/guidelinines/  There are some spelling mistakes that irk me.  Like character names and either. Roo and Eeyore are not that hard to spell. This gets a D for  being posted on the wrong site  and spelling errors.

My thoughts on today's shooting.

Today I am not going to do a review. Instead I would like to extend my thoughts ,prayers, and condolences to the victims and their families of the shooting in Aurora, Colorado.

I also want to address another issue. I know people are  scared. That is unavoidable.But I encourage everyone to try to get back to normal as soon as possible. Do not let this terrorist win. That is what he is. He is trying to cause terror. Go see  new Batman movie. Even if you don't like Batman. I know I plan to go see it as soon as I have enough money.

Again  my condolences, thoughts, and prayers to those who are affected by this horrible incident.

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Look After You:

Today's fic is Look After You by ForeignMusicLyrics. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8324884/1/Look_After_You

Summary:

Zuko checks on his sister Azula in the hospital. What he finds shocks and infuriates him.

Review:

In my first post I tackled Legend of Korra. Today I read a fic from it's predecessor. Zuko was my favorite character from the show. So Zuko visits his sister in  the hospital and sees her in a horrible condition. I love how the author wrote Zuko. They showed his loyalty to his family and how caring he is. Which how he was in the second and the third seasons.  This gets an A for keeping Zuko in character and writing a great story.

Imagination: A good fic for a change

Today's fic is Imagination by Woodswolf. It can be found here:  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8194114/1/Imagination

Summary: 

It's a story about a girl with a very active imagination. She goes on daily adventures. Something tragic happens on The story one of them.

My Review:

I know I know. A Dora fic.This story is wonderfully well written though.  It hits on some things that do happen in the show which is very nice. The emotion is also powerful. This story literally had me crying at the end. I'm not going to spoil anything though. You'll just to read it to see. This one gets an A for pure genius.

Update: Posting changes

I will be reviewing some good fanfiction as well as the bad. I will also varying my ratings so there will be less Fs. I will review my first good one tomorrow.

Spongebobphobia: Crossover madness

Today's first horror is Spongebobphobia by LaLaDeeDeeDaDa. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5877331/1/Spongebobphobia

Summary:

Edward Cullen is afraid of Spongebob.

My review:

The capitalization  is just all over the place. Why does this one shot need four points of view? The overall plot was boring. We just have Edward screaming like a little girl over a cartoon. At least it was short. It gets an F. It's boring and uninteresting.

New Class: Murdering canon

Today's horror is New Class by Jeallybean1990. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8291192/1/New_Class.

Summary:

Draco and Hermione are put into some arranged marriage deal and are to have a child together.

My review:


 What is this? Is it a troll? Okay let's get started it. Be consistent with your capitalization. It just look very sloppy when you capitalize some names and not others. Also be sure to spell the characters' names right. It's Cormac McClaggen. Not Cormac Mc.


There is no 8th freaking  year at Hogwarts. Never has been and never will be. Pick up a Harry Potter book and actually read it.  That just makes you look like you haven't read a book or done any research. 


As far as the plot of the story I don't get it. Draco and Hermione hated each other throughout the books. He threw racist insults at her all the time.  In the books the students dated who the wanted. Not do this whole arranged marriage thing author. Did that many witches and wizards die that they had to resort to forcing people into rushed marriages.


And author witches and wizards don't use magic to have babies. They have sex like Muggles.. I also don't believe that it  just takes  a little bit of blood from both parents and 5 seconds later there's a baby. It takes a normal human female 9 months to have a baby.  I'm just going to say what most readers might be thinking. Are you that stupid author?

This gets an F for raping canon and being illogical. I know need to go find a way to save eyes before they start to bleed from this abomination.

long lost hope: The author's shift key broke.

Today's story is long lost hope by maleficent badillio. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3125558/1/long_lost_hope.

Summary

Amy has never really fit it. She finds out her father is Hagrid. That's all I can make out from this story.

My review
I'm just going to cut to chase. The author avoided the shift key like Rabies. She only capitalized grounds keeper. Which didn't need to be  capitalized.  She also puts author's notes throughout the story that really don't need to be there.  She also has  things in the story that don't really make sense. Like how a 16 year old gets 6,000,000 dollars from working at a coffee shop for three years. Does she also strip at this coffee shop? I'm pretty sure that's illegal. New's flash authors Hogwarts students start at 11 in their first year. Not 16. And don't give us costume porn. If the outfit is not important to the story then we don't need to read about it. I'd go more into this story but the author was just all over the place and the story made my head hurt.  This story gets an F for being nonsensical, having horrible grammar and spelling. Not to mention a Mary Sue. This author also made me borderline violent and wanting to claw at her eyes.

Da chrioncles of Hugwarts: Or I didn't pass English.

Today's abomination is  Da chrioncles of Hugwarts byxXxkeepaofKEYYZxXx. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8004765/1/Da_chrioncles_of_Hugwarts

Summary:

Hagrid and his "Mary Sue" girlfriend are at Hogwarts. Another boy tries to steal her from Hagrid.

My Review:

The spelling and grammar are atrocious and they don't  get better. They take away from the story. But I digress. On to the actual story.

We are introduced to our original character Saphirella Lovley Dovell Geniune Magickal Neon Marie .The extremely long name  is the first clue that she is a Mary Sue.  She also has a power that she doesn't know about but Hagrid does. Yet another clue that she is a Mary Sue.  My question is when does this take place? Hagrid doesn't move into his hut until he is kicked out in his third year. And the explanation of Saphirella staying in the hut really doesn't make sense. If she is 11 then she doen't need to be in the hut alone with a member of the opposite sex. I don't think Hogwarts Admins will be okay with that. So Saph gets into a fight with some 'slooty" girl and turns into this werewolf thingy.  The other girl runs away or something. I can't really tell. The Saph goes to school. 

In the second chapter we see Saph's sister Floor. I think it's supposed to be Fleur Delacour . Which brings up some more questions. Like why is Hagrid banging a 11 year old girl? Cause Hagrid should be in his 40s or 50s at this point. Does Dumbledore support pedophilia? What's Fleur doing at Hogwarts? Didn't she go to school at Beauxbatons in France? Why is she dating George? Didn't she marry Bill?

We also meet Saph's friend Jenny who is dating Ron. Wait...Ron is dating his sister Ginny? That Ginny? Ewww. Incest.  Wow this author is  really confused with her timeline and pairings isn't she? 

So Saph gets sorted and put into Gryffindor. She gets told she is brave and pretty and as smarts a "snark".  We also get to meet Albert Doombladora.  This author can't spell names worth a shit. Dumbledore calls the Sorting Hat a stanist for making Saph cry. 

Chapter two is more confusing then the first. Chapter three is a sex scene between Saph and Hagrid. I'm not going to go into detail on that one. The story  kinda ends there. The author hasn't decided to update to since. All in all this story gets an F.  The spelling was horrible, the story was all over the place, and Hagrid turns into a pedophile. 

Spongy Love

Today's atrocity is Spongy Love by Kataang nr.1 fan. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7479530/1/Spongy_love

Summary:

Spongebob loves Sandy. At least I think that's what this story is about.

Review:

The grammar and spelling are all over the place. Quotation marks are your friend. Which I don't see any in this story. Capitalization is plus as well. It is very sporadic in this story.

This story is all over the place story wise as well. We go from Spongebob's house to the Krusty Krab to Mrs. Puff's Boating School. We finally end up at Sandy's at the end of the story. Instead of focusing on Sandy and Spongebob  relationship the just jump all over the place with no real good transitions.

This story gets in F for horrible spelling and grammar.  It was also very sporadic and made no real sense.

His Little Pussycat: Words escape me.

This next fic I'm looking at is His Little Pussycat by Reinecerise. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7876364/1/His_Little_Pussycat

Summary:

Filch and his cat have an intimate moment.

Review:

Ewwww. Filch masturbates and his cat finishes him off by licking him. I have one question. What else would Mrs. Norris be wearing other then her fur? She doesn't exactly wear clothes.  I know Filch is a weirdo but bestiality seems out there. Even for him.  This get an F for just being gross and weird.

Filch's Confession: Killing the English Langauge

Today's fic is Filch's Confession by Alex Campbell. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6881241/1/Filchs_Confession

Summary:

It's about Filch confessing his feelings for Umbridge.

My review: This gem caught my eye just from the spelling  and grammar mistakes in the summary. He forgets capitalization of names and beginning  of sentences. He misspells simple words and names. The only good thing I can say about this fic is that it's short. It gets an F.

Plagiarizer Alert: GirlyGirl2009

Tonight I have a plagiarizer to warn you guys about. It's GirlyGirl2009. Here's the story she posted, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7461612/1/kIDNAPPERAS_cLUB.

This is the original story by thestolckholmaffair, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4809646/1/The_Trouble_With_Stacey.

My thoughts on this:

GirlyGirl2009: You need to come up with your own crap. Changing a few small things doesn't make the piece yours bitch. Are you that brain dead? Then to claim that you don't plagiarize  makes you look like a douche bag. You get a big fat F from me.

Experimentation: Why?

Today's victim is called experimentation by sweetsmeet and it can be found here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8163848/1/experimentation.


Summary:

It's a Gir and Zim slash fic. Need I say more.

My review:

I'd like to point out the numerous capitalization errors. Names and the beginning of sentences here  are sporadically capitalized. That annoys me. Capitalize your shit authors. The spelling is off in points too. Why is Gir saying noe? He speak English pretty well. It's no not noe.

Why is there an author's note in the middle of the story?It would be better for the beginning. If the readers of this story don't know that Zim is an alien  then why are they reading this fanfic?  I mean really I read fanfictions on genres I am somewhat familiar with. 

My last issue with this fic. Gir seems OOC in this fic.Why is Gir getting a boner? Was he turned into a sex robot at some point? Zim is so mean to Gir. Why is Gir wanting to have rough aggressive sex with him? 


My grade is an F. All in all this fic gives me a mild headache and I want to take a shower after reading it.