Wednesday, July 11, 2012

New Class: Murdering canon

Today's horror is New Class by Jeallybean1990. It can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8291192/1/New_Class.

Summary:

Draco and Hermione are put into some arranged marriage deal and are to have a child together.

My review:


 What is this? Is it a troll? Okay let's get started it. Be consistent with your capitalization. It just look very sloppy when you capitalize some names and not others. Also be sure to spell the characters' names right. It's Cormac McClaggen. Not Cormac Mc.


There is no 8th freaking  year at Hogwarts. Never has been and never will be. Pick up a Harry Potter book and actually read it.  That just makes you look like you haven't read a book or done any research. 


As far as the plot of the story I don't get it. Draco and Hermione hated each other throughout the books. He threw racist insults at her all the time.  In the books the students dated who the wanted. Not do this whole arranged marriage thing author. Did that many witches and wizards die that they had to resort to forcing people into rushed marriages.


And author witches and wizards don't use magic to have babies. They have sex like Muggles.. I also don't believe that it  just takes  a little bit of blood from both parents and 5 seconds later there's a baby. It takes a normal human female 9 months to have a baby.  I'm just going to say what most readers might be thinking. Are you that stupid author?

This gets an F for raping canon and being illogical. I know need to go find a way to save eyes before they start to bleed from this abomination.

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